Thursday, December 14, 2006
No trailers for right now. I'm too busy being enraged at Toys R Us for randomly cancelling my Wii order...after they had already told me the order had been processed and that yes, I was guaranteed to get one.

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World's tallest man saves pair of dolphins
He was literally the only one who could save them, because he had to use his long spindly arms to reach into their stomachs to grab some plastic the dolphins had eaten.

Judge Dismisses Meowing Charges Against 14-Year-Old
"A judge dismissed charges on Monday against a 14-year-old boy accused of meowing whenever he saw his 78-year-old neighbor."

Detroit Tigers pitcher Joel Zumaya missed 3 games during the World Series because of a wrist injury...
...from playing TOO MUCH GUITAR HERO FOR PS2.

All about Conan O'Brien's www.hornymanatee.com website
"We couldn't have done this two years ago, three years ago," Mr. O'Brien said. "It's sort of this weird comedy dialogue with the audience."

He added, "I still have an abacus."


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