Thursday, May 04, 2006
The following is an extremely awful msn conversation between me and Ryan, in which we used basically all of the Flames and Mighty Ducks player (and coach) names as terrible, terrible puns.

ryan: now i have to cheer for...ottawa?
mike: nah
mike: go for anaheim
mike: NIEDERMAYER
ryan: special nieds
mike: and lupul the palindronian one
mike: with his 1,403 high sticking penalties
ryan: you only like him because you like loopholes
mike: ouch
mike: ouch ry
ryan: i thought it was good
ryan: what was that? dead silence
ryan: tumbleweed
mike: that was painful
ryan: come on, lupul....loopholes....
mike: i know
mike: haha
ryan: see! its funny!
mike: it's alright
mike: but it didn't make me getzlaf
ryan: wow
ryan: i'm sorry i started it
ryan: it is painful
mike: told you
ryan: yours was worse
ryan: which makes it better
mike: that's what you salei
ryan: anyone with a pahlsson would laugh
mike: or yelle in agony
ryan: or get so mad they'd marchant down
mike: we should stop
mike: this is making me ilya
ryan: yeah its making me so sick i need a bryzgalov (RICOLA)
mike: WHAT
mike: i dunno about that one
ryan: tim mccaleef from the score says his name like that
ryan: BRYYYYYZZZGALOVVVV
ryan: like the ricola commercials
mike: never seen them
mike: but i'll take your word for it
ryan: what???
ryan: RIIIIIIICOOOOLLLLAAAAA
ryan: RRRRIIIIIIICOOOOOLLLLAAAAAAA
mike: NEVER SEEN IT
ryan: wow
mike: i am still licking my wounds over the flames loss
mike: i think i may need a sutter
ryan: ok that was bad
ryan: make sure you don't crash your carlyle
mike: i might go off the road and run through a ference
ryan: you'll be ok if you just follow the warrener signs
mike: and don't run any rhett lights
ryan: just don't hamrlik any other vehicles
mike: or hit a bug truck, because that will make selanne out of a small car
ryan: if you're headed this way can you stop by mcdonalds?
mike: i prefer to eat at home - what, do you think i'm ritchie or something?
ryan: well fine can you make me a pisani then?
mike: is that a friesen treat?
ryan: nah its more kobasew
ryan: ok i smell i gotta shower, we will continue
mike: sure take your time
mike: I have to find a penner to write down your order

mike: that's a long freaking shower
ryan: oh i went to school
mike: geez
ryan: i got into a swordfight, had to practice my perry
ryan: Fine Arts 335 - Popular Culture, Topic: Professional Wrestling as Theatre
mike: did you rip your shirt? you might have to kobasew it up
mike: hahaha NICE
mike: TAKE IT
ryan: yeah i might
mike: i would definitely be regehr'd up for that course
ryan: i dunno i've had phaneuf of school
mike: yeah but how hard could it really be to get a good lundmark in that class?
ryan: i dunno they might lombardi me with work
mike: well that's not fair, you should only have to do your fair amonte of work
ryan: i guess it dipentas on my prof
mike: he might give you lots of homework if he thinks you're a geek or a fedoruk
ryan: all i know is trying to get me to do work is huselius
mike: too much work and they might mccarty you off to the hospital
ryan: yeah they'll have to use their donovan
mike: is there snow there still? they might have to use a salei to get you to the ambulance
ryan: i wish there was still snow, then i could vishnevski
mike: which kind, cross country or o'donnell hill?
ryan: cross country, i dont like taking big jumps or leopolds
mike: it's not that bad, the snow is usually pretty kiprusoff to land in
ryan: it'd be nice if we could use kunitz of measurement to determine exactly how soft the landing is
mike: we could get some test subjects and beauchemin and gauge their reactions
ryan: or we could just punch them dans le boucher
mike: well we don't have anyone handy, how about I just punch you? come on, take one for the teemu
ryan: easy there mike, don't have a langkow
mike: isn't it, don't have a langkow, simon?
ryan: maybe, sounds like an elaborate scheme or ruslan
ryan: GIGUERE
ryan: there's just no way to use that
mike: come on, think it over and take your time
mike: after all, jarome wasn't built in a day
ryan: yeah well i'm not roman so....
mike: i wonder if puns like this are against the iginla in rome?
ryan: really we can go on like this all daymond
mike: hulse say
ryan: its a good thing this kind of talent isn't vitaly to our survival
mike: yeah, i'd marcus down as goners
ryan: I think we'd be able to weather the hedstrom
mike: it might rob us of our will to live though
ryan: the important thing is that people will moen at our jokes
mike: no matter how giguereish they are
ryan: people that laugh at this probaby need to be leclerc'd insane
mike: oh, undionably
ryan: they'd laugh so hard they'd pull their loyns though
mike: that would suck but at least then they'd be joffrey work on WCB
ryan: they wouldn't darren try to scam the government
mike: why not? everyone dreams of robyn "the man"
ryan: I guess it would be better than stuck eating chuck steak with cale
mike: (WHAT?)
mike: (with cale? :\)
ryan: (kale - a green leaf vegatable)
ryan: (look it up)
ryan: (2 for 1!)
mike: if they were caught they could run to francois
ryan: yeah but the french are snobs, they make them marchment right back to where they came from
mike: YOU ALREADY USED THAT
mike: I WIN
ryan: um you've doubled many times
ryan: also, i used MARCHANT
ryan: not marchment
mike: really
mike: okay then
ryan: SUCKER
mike: my bad
mike: haha
mike: i haven't doubled yet
mike: haven't used the same first or last name yet
ryan: you used salei twice
ryan: i have this saved i will find it for you
mike: no you're right
mike: damn
mike: it was in different context at least though
ryan: SAN WINS
mike: DAMN YOU
mike: i did use beauchemin and gigeure though
ryan: yes you did
ryan: badly, but still
mike: i didn't think we'd ever use beauchemin
mike: come on beauchemin was genius
mike: i had to marshall all my wits to come up with that one
ryan: i think i've heard that one before, it was one of my friends...Giordano
ryan: i don't remember which one though
ryan: might've been G
mike: BAD
ryan: might've been Dan-o
mike: HORRIBLE
mike: marshall we call it quits? I want to get home
mike: it's been raining and my lawn is like a marshall, hope it isn't too bad
ryan: what are you germyn mike? you can't just quit
mike: i'm hungry, all i had to eat today was some graham crackers and a few marshallmows, primitive smores
ryan: i've been pretty nystrom to you throughout this process
ryan: I even gavey you the benefit of the doubt
ryan: most of the time i was wright
ryan: ok that was the best waste of time ever though
ryan: honestly i don't think i can do it again
mike: not todday at least
ryan: so which 2 teams are we doing tomorrow
mike: tomi, the best one would be ottawa and buffalo
mike: but it was fun, that's andyniable
ryan: "and here's a brutal turnover by the sabres in their own zone, and the sens score an easy one. Lindy Ruff not too happy, he saying Jochen, what the hecht you doing?!" - don taylor
ryan: ok it wasn't that drawn out but its hard to explain in a msg
mike: i got it
ryan: basically punchline: Jochen, what the Hecht ya doin?
ryan: gotta love taylor
mike: he definitely leaves his special brandon the highlights
ryan: he calls the ducks the "muscular fowl"
mike: wow
mike: as a fencer would say, boucher
ryan: mike go home


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