Tuesday, April 18, 2006
Roger: What's with the little devil guy?
Karen: He's a Fast.
Roger: A what?
Karen: A Fast, like from the Volkswagen commercial?
Roger: ...never heard of it.'
Alan: (comes over) Oh I've seen these. It's one of those Pokemon isn't it?
Karen: No, it's a Fast! Don't you people watch TV? It represents your inner fast, your inner...speed personality, and stuff! It's a Fast!
Lisa: Hmm...nope, still don't know what it is. I never watched Pokemon.

Today's the last day of the NHL season, and to quote what must be going through the heads of Todd Bertuzzi and the rest of the Vancouver, "Well, fuck." Of course, that's also going through my head since my once-mighty hockey pool team has fallen from 1st, where it reigned for much of the first half of the season, to a shameful 4th. But at least my adopted team has done well - the Flames clinched their division title the other night. And unlike bandwagoners who jumped on during their playoff run last year, I lived in Alberta for a year so I earned the right to cheer for them.

Plus, I just really hate the Canucks.

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Giant rabbit terrorises town
Brian Cadman, an assistant gamekeeper on patrol, said: "We've been told to shoot on sight."


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