Friday, September 30, 2005
Renee: I can't join the Heaven club. I can't afford the shoes.
Alan: What?
Renee: I thought you had to have new Nikes to make it into heaven.

Tonight me and some people from work - Renee, Karen and Dawn, and Dawn's husband, went to a pub Checkers for a beer and bite after work. We were just sitting and talking, and I had just found out Renee had worked with Dustin Walker in Jasper. I was telling her about Dustin's above-bar, back-alley-entrance, when all of a sudden this bagpipe music starts drifting in the entrance. Soon it becomes really loud, loud enough that it was hard to hear. So we turn and look and 7 old guys in kilts and the full outfit and carrying bagpipes, drums and everything, stroll in, blasting their music super loud.

The whole place just looks at them, stunned. One old guy says they're a pipe band but they're running out of funds, so they're selling calendars they had made. You know those firefighter calendars you always see? Well, this was like that. Only with 70-80 year old men. It was so incredibly bizarre.

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Man found driving ambulance with dead deer
Not only did this guy escape from somewhere, but he a) found an ambulance! and b) somehow picked up a DEAD DEER

Kids smoking cane toads
"Children as young as 12 are licking cane toads in an attempt to get high, but all they face is an agonising death."


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