Friday, July 15, 2005
My greatest achievement today was smashing the giant 5 lb. fly that was, for the entire morning, beating itself against the wall in a litany of madness. Both on the fly's part (really, why do flies do that?) and because it was making me INSANE.

Really, I should just go to bed now. Because I already know the high point of today has passed, and nothing - save perhaps discovering that my hall closet is actually a extraplanar wormhole to a complete supply of the world's entire anime collection - will surpass the glorious moment when I crushed Darth Buzzicus' insectile bulk against the wall, and the resounding thud as its mammoth body hit the floor.

I really hate flies.


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