Friday, May 06, 2005
Yesterday was my one-year anniversary here in Vulcan. One year! This is also the longest I've had a job, other than my ongoing profession of being Completely Awesome. A few notes from the past year:

Jim Rome - I discovered the brilliance of Sport Radio Talkshow host Lazlo Jim Rome, and the initial months were the most sports-informed days of my life. However after a month or two I tragically lost Rome when I accidentally changed the radio station and could never find it again.

Casual Dress Friday rule - Modified by me to "Casual Dress Every Day" rule.

Mac Icons - All the default icons have been changed to Transformers ones.

Games - Since I have no homework or papers to work on anymore, I've rediscovered games, which is an awful thing because I spend way too much money and time on these now.

Comics - Yeah, kinda the same deal here. Moving on.

Music - Jay-Z & Linkin Park, Muse, The Killers, Jimmy Eat World, Chevelle, Rise Against

Top 50 Video Games - Fuck. I'll work on this again this weekend, I swear.

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'Whore College' Offers Hands-On Training
Imagine failing: "I'm sorry Susie, you fail, you're just not enough of a whore."

Donatello: Portrait of a Ninja Turtle
A great and hilarious review on why Donatello was the best ninja turtle.

"Virgin Mary" shaped pretzel sells for $10,600 on eBay
Okay enough with these ridiculous sales. Why are all the zealots and fanatics rich??

Absent husband returns home ... as a eunuch
"Good news honey, I finally got a job, but I had to become a eunech to get one." "That's great! I want a divorce. Also, I've enrolled in Whore College."

Syracuse zoo powered by crap
No seriously, it literally will be running on animal dung.

Paris Hilton wallpaper titled "SEE PARIS DIE"
Unfortunately, it only shows her looking bad, not dying. Which means she's free to teach her courses at WHORE COLLEGE!


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