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This weekend was low-key but enjoyable. I went into Calgary for Shaun's birthday, for which we comandeered his aunt's old house (the one we stayed at last time), bought ourself a weekend worth of horribly unhealthy food and rented some stuff and basically did nothing for 48 hours. We did do a bit of shopping on Saturday, and by we I mean I, and by shopping I mean blew lots of money in my usual Calgary fashion. I picked up the new Zelda game for Gameboy Advance because, well, there is no real good reason. I also grabbed Volume 2 of Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, and one of my favorite movies, Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker. No, I'm not twelve years old, I just like to live like one.
The fridge at the old place didn't work (which was a step UP from last time, when an unsuspecting Shaun opened it and released what had to be completely poisonous/toxic fumes into the house), so we dumped a bunch of snow in the sink and stuck pop and stuff in there. We had no container to grab snow except for the fridge's crisper trays, so we used those.
It was refreshingly warm this weekend, which meant we did not freeze upon taking a step outside. It was still cold enough however so that Shaun's car, Esther, would frost up and freeze ON THE INSIDE. Every time we got into the car we had to scrape the INSIDE of the windows. This baffling pattern led to Esther's renaming to "Esther the Frigid Bitch."
More fun with Shaun's aunt's cat, Opus, who we lovingly refer to as Dopus. Dopus has the interesting tendency to expel bodily fluids and waste at random. Last week I was talking to Shaun on Msn when Dopus entered his computer room, walked to the middle of the room, and proceeded to shit all over the floor. Shaun proceeded to yell in disbelief, to which Opus replied to by puking all over the floor. He then walked the two extra feet to his kitty box and peed. Anyways, apparently this weekend Opus just starting bleeding. We did not ask from where, but entertained colorful mental pictures of his every pore erupting in blood, or perhaps just leaving this bloody, streaking trail across the house.
Of course, it'd probably end up all in Shaun's bed. Just because Dopus loves him so much.
[posted by Rades at 9:47 PM] LINK ||
The fridge at the old place didn't work (which was a step UP from last time, when an unsuspecting Shaun opened it and released what had to be completely poisonous/toxic fumes into the house), so we dumped a bunch of snow in the sink and stuck pop and stuff in there. We had no container to grab snow except for the fridge's crisper trays, so we used those.
It was refreshingly warm this weekend, which meant we did not freeze upon taking a step outside. It was still cold enough however so that Shaun's car, Esther, would frost up and freeze ON THE INSIDE. Every time we got into the car we had to scrape the INSIDE of the windows. This baffling pattern led to Esther's renaming to "Esther the Frigid Bitch."
More fun with Shaun's aunt's cat, Opus, who we lovingly refer to as Dopus. Dopus has the interesting tendency to expel bodily fluids and waste at random. Last week I was talking to Shaun on Msn when Dopus entered his computer room, walked to the middle of the room, and proceeded to shit all over the floor. Shaun proceeded to yell in disbelief, to which Opus replied to by puking all over the floor. He then walked the two extra feet to his kitty box and peed. Anyways, apparently this weekend Opus just starting bleeding. We did not ask from where, but entertained colorful mental pictures of his every pore erupting in blood, or perhaps just leaving this bloody, streaking trail across the house.
Of course, it'd probably end up all in Shaun's bed. Just because Dopus loves him so much.
[posted by Rades at 9:47 PM] LINK ||